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Tonight I learned that when I’m drunk I tend to forget I’m American.
Which I noticed while watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail and I said something to my friend and she told me I’d been talking in a British accent for the past hour.
Whoops.
EDIT: Apparently I’m still doing it. I don’t understand how my voice works. Ignoring my apparent lack of American-ness, this knight dance sequence is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
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the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
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A horrific, tragic terrorist attack happened today in London and you just know tumblr isn’t going to hear about it because it’s not America.
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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
I mean, it’s just true.
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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
That’s it. That’s it right there.
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If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of me falling in love with Carey Mulligan.
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